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To projekt dla osób, które lubią humor z klasą, teorie spiskowe i grafiki wyglądające jak biznesowy portret z alternatywnej rzeczywistości.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMotyw reptilianina w garniturze świetnie gra z klimatem tajnych układów, chłodnej kalkulacji i tego charakterystycznego spojrzenia: spokojnie, wszystko jest pod kontrolą. Fajny smaczek jest taki, że reptilianie funkcjonują w popkulturze jako bohaterowie teorii spiskowych o ukrytych elitach, więc garnitur i biurko pasują tu aż za dobrze. Zamiast zwykłego żartu dostajesz postać, która wygląda jak ktoś, kto mówi mało, obserwuje dużo i zawsze ma plan B. Realistyczna gadzia głowa, elegancki outfit i biurowa scenka tworzą mocny kontrast, który od razu przyciąga wzrok. 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